Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
– Desmond Morris
The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
– Desmond Morris
There are 193 species of monkeys and apes, 192 of them are covered with hair. The exception is a naked ape self-named Homo sapiens.
– Desmond Morris
This unusual and highly successful species spends a great deal of time examining his higher motives and an equal amount of time ignoring his fundamental ones.
– Desmond Morris
No matter how old we become, we can still call them 'Holy Mother' and 'Father' and put a child-like trust in them.
– Desmond Morris
Life is like a very short visit to a toyshop between birth and death.