Quotes by Garry Shandling

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
– Garry Shandling
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
– Garry Shandling
Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.
– Garry Shandling
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
– Garry Shandling
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
– Garry Shandling
But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
– Garry Shandling