Quotes by George S. Kaufman

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
– George S. Kaufman
I understand your new play is full of single entendres.
– George S. Kaufman
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
– George S. Kaufman
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
– George S. Kaufman
They're not understudies, they're overstudies.
– George S. Kaufman