Does Grandpa love to babysit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha.
– Hal Boyle
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I've got a new ambition. Now I just want to become a modern-type Grandpa myself-and really start living.
– Hal Boyle
Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture.
– Hal Boyle
We need not worry so much about what man descends from - it's what he descends to that shames the human race.
– Hal Boyle
What makes a river so restful to people is that it doesn't have any doubt - it is sure to get where it is going, and it doesn't want to go anywhere else.