Quotes by Herbert Beerbohm Tree

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.
– Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.
– Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Sirs, I have tested your machine [a gramophone]. It adds a new terror to life and makes death a long-felt want.
– Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
– Herbert Beerbohm Tree