Quotes by Jack Benny

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
– Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
– Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesn't.
– Jack Benny
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
– Jack Benny