Quotes by Jack Paar

One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.
– Jack Paar
Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!
– Jack Paar
To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
– Jack Paar