Quotes by Joe Orton

It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.
– Joe Orton
Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum.
– Joe Orton
The humble and meek are thirsting for blood.
– Joe Orton
The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste.
– Joe Orton
I'd the upbringing a nun would envy and that's the truth. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.
– Joe Orton