Quotes by John Crosby

He is forced to be literate about the illiterate, witty about the witless and coherent about the incoherent.
– John Crosby
If they hit the ball out, they'd say Sorry. If they hit it in but too hot for me to handle, they'd say Sorry. If it was too well hit, they were sorry; too badly hit, they were sorry.
– John Crosby
Successful people turn everyone who can help them into sometime mentors!
– John Crosby