Quotes by John Waters

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
– John Waters
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
– John Waters
I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy.
– John Waters