Quotes by Keith Waterhouse

Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, 'Humor studies would that be, sir?'
– Keith Waterhouse
Should not the Society of Indexers be know as Indexers, Society of, The?
– Keith Waterhouse