Quotes by Les Dawson

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
– Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
– Les Dawson
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
– Les Dawson
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
– Les Dawson