An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.
– Marlon Brando
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
– Marlon Brando
I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed.
– Marlon Brando
I have eyes like those of a dead pig.
– Marlon Brando
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
– Marlon Brando
Privacy is not something that I'm merely entitled to, it's an absolute prerequisite.
– Marlon Brando
The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.
– Marlon Brando
To grasp the full significance of life is the actor's duty, to interpret it is his problem, and to express it his dedication.
– Marlon Brando
With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.