Quotes by Mickey Rooney

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
– Mickey Rooney
I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.
– Mickey Rooney
I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.
– Mickey Rooney
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
– Mickey Rooney
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
– Mickey Rooney
You always pass failure on the way to success.
– Mickey Rooney