Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.
– Nora Ephron
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
– Nora Ephron
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
– Nora Ephron
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
– Nora Ephron
My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next.
– Nora Ephron
New Orleans is one of the two most ingrown, self-obsessed little cities in the United States.The other is San Francisco.
– Nora Ephron
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.
– Nora Ephron
The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again.
– Nora Ephron
There are plenty of men who philander during the summer, to be sure, but they are usually the same lot who philander during the winter-albeit with less convenience.
– Nora Ephron
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.
– Nora Ephron
Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.
– Nora Ephron
I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.
– Nora Ephron
With any child entering adolescence, one hunts for signs of health, is desperate for the smallest indication that the child's problems will never be important enough for a television movie.
– Nora Ephron
I try to write parts for women that are as complicated and interesting as women actually are.
– Nora Ephron
As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.