I'm not a bad driver. And I never will be because I took lessons when I was quite a boy. I never had to pass a test because there wasn't such a thing when I first started driving a motor car. So I didn't have to pass one.
– Richard Murdoch
Tea time, we now go back to the game of golf. Because if you're playing in a competition, and your captain will say to you, your tee time is 9.30 tomorrow, as opposed to Chinese dentists which would be tooth hurty, 2.30.
– Richard Murdoch
The things most likely to get earwigs are dahlias.
– Richard Murdoch
Well there are those that you wield and those that you join.