Quotes by Robin Williams

Carpe per diem - seize the check.
– Robin Williams
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
– Robin Williams
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
– Robin Williams
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
– Robin Williams
Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!
– Robin Williams
The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?
– Robin Williams
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
– Robin Williams
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
– Robin Williams
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
– Robin Williams
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
– Robin Williams
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
– Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
– Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
– Robin Williams
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
– Robin Williams
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
– Robin Williams
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
– Robin Williams
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
– Robin Williams
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
– Robin Williams
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
– Robin Williams