Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
– Sam Levenson
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
– Sam Levenson
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
– Sam Levenson
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
– Sam Levenson
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
– Sam Levenson
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
– Sam Levenson
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
– Sam Levenson
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
– Sam Levenson
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
– Sam Levenson
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
– Sam Levenson
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
– Sam Levenson
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'