Quotes by Seth Green

After working for 18 years, all of a sudden I became successful on a level where other people knew it. It's not a cat you can put back in the bag.

All of my activities are so pedestrian. The extreme sport I play is ping pong. And we play it hard. If any of you suckers want to step up to the table, be ready.

Benny Hill's character is this twisted sexual deviant who professes his love for obese women, which I thought was so funny. There was nothing like that in this movie, so I thought it would be fun to play my character as someone who had no social graces, yet was embittered by the fact he was universally refused by women.

Doing something because it's quote-unquote a good career move doesn't really appeal to me. There's never a surefire good career move except doing good work.

I certainly appreciate the national love of The Italian Job, and it's completely warranted. But I don't feel like our movie will compromise anybody else's. Because even if you hate this version, you've still got that one.

I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married.

I passed on American Pie. When the actors were getting $1million offers after the movie came out, I was saying I should've rethought my decision. But still today, I can't see myself in that movie.

I'm not interested in becoming a bigger star, I'm not interested in being the wealthiest guy in the world. I'm doing fine, I love acting, and I want to do it for the rest of my life.

It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.

There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.

Three or four years ago, I got really caught up in the movies people were making, the opportunities they were getting, and I was looking at them with bitterness. As soon as I decided that their career was their career and mine was mine and I would have to serve myself, my attitude changed. I'm as normal as you can be in these circumstances.

Over the last four years, I've made a habit of coming into my office in the morning and just getting to work.

I was never famous as a kid. That's the biggest difference between me and any other kid actor is that I wasn't famous as a kid.