Quotes by Stephen Leacock

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.
– Stephen Leacock
It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy.
– Stephen Leacock
Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.
– Stephen Leacock
Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
– Stephen Leacock
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.
– Stephen Leacock