Quotes by Tom Van Vleck

Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.
– Tom Van Vleck
Real programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
– Tom Van Vleck
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
– Tom Van Vleck