I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.
– Tug McGraw
Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.
– Tug McGraw
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.
– Tug McGraw
Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.