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Quotes by Will Cuppy

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
– Will Cuppy
Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
– Will Cuppy
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
– Will Cuppy
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
– Will Cuppy
If an animal does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
– Will Cuppy
I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.
– Will Cuppy
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
– Will Cuppy