Quotes by Will Harvey

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.
– Will Harvey
Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be.
– Will Harvey
Golf is a game in which you yell Fore!, shoot six, and write down five.
– Will Harvey
I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.
– Will Harvey
If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?
– Will Harvey
If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.
– Will Harvey
In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.
– Will Harvey
Like what you do, if you don't like it, do something else.
– Will Harvey
Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.
– Will Harvey
What is research but a blind date with knowledge?
– Will Harvey