Quotes by Will Rogers

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
– Will Rogers
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
– Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
– Will Rogers
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
– Will Rogers
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
– Will Rogers
Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
– Will Rogers
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
– Will Rogers
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
– Will Rogers
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
– Will Rogers
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
– Will Rogers