Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
– Charles M. Schulz
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
– Charles M. Schulz
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
– Charles M. Schulz
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
– Charles M. Schulz
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
– Charles M. Schulz
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
– Charles M. Schulz
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
– Charles M. Schulz
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
– Charles M. Schulz
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
– Charles M. Schulz
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong?
Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night.
– Charles M. Schulz
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
– Charles M. Schulz
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
– Charles M. Schulz
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
– Charles M. Schulz
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
– Charles M. Schulz
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
– Charles M. Schulz
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
– Charles M. Schulz
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
– Charles M. Schulz
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
– Charles M. Schulz