Money Quotes

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.
– Josh Billings
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
– Josh Billings
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.
– Josh Billings
I really don't like talking about money. All I can say is that the Good Lord must have wanted me to have it.
– Larry Bird
Want of money and the distress of a thief can never be alleged as the cause of his thieving, for many honest people endure greater hardships with fortitude. We must therefore seek the cause elsewhere than in want of money, for that is the miser's passion, not the thief s.
– William Blake
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.
– Humphrey Bogart
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
– Elayne Boosler
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
– Marlon Brando
Ridiculous yachts and private planes and big limousines won't make people enjoy life more, and it sends out terrible messages to the people who work for them. It would be so much better if that money was spent in Africa - and it's about getting a balance.
– Richard Branson
I sat with him for three hours and we did not exchange a single word. At the end he handed me, as he had done before, an envelope with money in it. It would have been much nicer if he had enclosed a greeting or a loving word. I would have been so pleased if he had.
– Eva Braun
If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
– Albert Brooks
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
– Craig Bruce
To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years.
– Warren Buffett
Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.
– Warren Buffett
Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.
– Warren Buffett
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
– George Burns
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
– George Burns
Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.
– William S. Burroughs
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
– Samuel Butler